![]() ![]() Or maybe we just never tire of seeing sluts in bikinis splatter brains on the sidewalk. Maybe it taps into the common fantasy we all have of subjecting the residents of Rockford Hills to the most horrendous deaths imaginable. Nobody knows quite why this steaming Solomon Richards turd has floated for so long in the toilet bowl of popular culture. So who can save the day? Porn stars with enormous fake breasts. The twist: Zombies are hungry for flesh but hate the taste of silicone. The stars: A cast of blonde, beautiful (and presumably very cheap) unknowns who always seem to get attacked by zombies while topless. The premise: Pop music has awoken the dead and they're waging war on Vinewood. Vinewood Zombies is so awful that it's awesome. ![]() "Eating brains in the land of the brainless" ![]()
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